Is it a full moon tonight? There seems to be something that’s making crazy-ass bitches want to sue for the most ridiculous reasons. Tila Tequila unleashed this rant on her Facebook page, which makes about as much sense as Lindsay Lohan suing ETrade. Tila’s lawyers aren’t going to get paid, either.

THE TRUTH ABOUT ALL THE HATERS MAKING FALSE ALLEGATIONS!!!!!

Yesterday at 9:53pm

Ok I just had to write this to share with everyone because it’s really funny, yet sad at the same time(haters that is). Ok as you all know(MY FANS) that there are a TON of these haters who have made at least 7 websites all dedicated to every minute of my life, making false allegations, calling me a liar, saying I am stealing people’s money for my charity, that I am not pregnant, etc, etc, etc. Soooooo here is the funny part, I had my lawyers send out C&D letters to ALL THOSE WEBSITES who are TRYING SO HARD TO CONVINCE PEOPLE THAT I LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING! Well guess what?? Due to the fact that THEY ARE THE ONES LYING, once they received the C&D letters from my very powerful lawyers, they(haters with no life) shit their pants!

So they do all this talk, so hardcore hiding behind their internet screen, making FALSE ALLEGATIONS ABOUT ME, so once they got the C&D, they go so scared because THEY ARE THE ONES LYING, NOT ME! With that said, all those hater websites that they have spent all their days and nights building, instead of doing something productive, they now have a disclaimer on those websites now saying “THIS WEBSITE IS STRICTLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES! NOTHING ON HERE IS AFFILIATED TO TILA TEQUILA, NOR IS IT FACTUAL INFORMATION! THIS WEBSITE IS PURELY A PARODY WEBSITE AND IS NOT INTENDED TO BE FACTUAL INFORMATION”

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAH

A! CAN WE SAY “PATHETIC?” These losers literally spend their entire days and nights fixated on every move on my life, then they try to convince people that I am lying, and then they straight up make FALSE ALLEGATIONS against me which I CAN AND WILL SUE THEM BIGTIME FOR DOING SO!!!!!!!! SUch idiots!

So after all their hardword on trying to convince people of my so called “LIES” now their website has put up a disclaimer that the site is not facts but just made for fun because in my C&D letter, they will get sued for making those FALSE ALLEGATIONS which is against the law. Defamation of character, copyright infringement, and of course the false allegations and using my trademarked brand to slander.

THEY LOSE!!!!!!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Have you learned your lesson yet you low lives??? Just like me and my Tila Army, we do things in life that are PRODUCTIVE! Maybe you obsessed stalkers should just lay off it. I already won. You got the C&D letters and had to immediately put up the disclaimer to tell everyone that EVERYTHING you stated on ur site about me is not true but made up for fun! BUAHHAHAH! BYE BITCH! I WIN! NOW GET A LIFE! I HEARD THEY ARE SELLIG “A LIFE” AT WALGREENS FOR $50. JUST PUT IT ON MY TAB. I WILL BUY IT FOR YOU! HAHAHHAA!!!! AND YES, EVERYONE GO TO THE “TILASROTSPOT.BLOGSPOT” SITE OR WHATEVER AND YOU WILL SEE THE DISCLAIMER MY LAWYERS MADE THEM PUT UP OR ELSE THEY WILL BE SUED BIGTIME!! GO SEE FOR YOURSELF!

WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS! ME AND MY TILA ARMY DON’T CARE AND DON’T BELIEVE YOU. SO STOP SPAMMING MY PAGE AND TRYING TO CONVINCE MY FANS IM A LIAR…CUZ NOW IT HAS BEEN PROVEN THAT YOUUUUUUU ARE THE LIARS! BUAHAHAHAH! PEACE OUT BITCH! I GOT A REAL LIFE TO TEND TO! POW!

AS FOR TILA ARMY! KEEP IT UP BABY! MAMA TT LOVES YOU AND I HAVE LOTS OF FUN CONTESTS FOR YOU ONCE MY CELEBRITY GOSSIP SITE LAUNCHES! www.TilaTequilaOMG.com

POW! Dont fuck with me bitch!

Love

Mama TT and Her Tila Army!!!!!!!

pps_ haters, you got PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THE END.

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